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7 Chuckle-Worthy Oxymorons

It’s Monday, y’all. I just got back from vacation.

I’m not even sure what my name is, much less prepared to write a thorough blog post.

So here’s a fun image from my friends at Grammarly.

Seven Chuckle Worthy Oxymorons.

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  1. Love this list!

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    July 6, 2015
  2. Great list!

    I hope you had a relaxing vacation and managed to get some quiet reading time.

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    July 6, 2015
  3. darkwriter67 #

    Reblogged this on Illuminite Caliginosus and commented:
    Got any to add to the list? lol

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    July 6, 2015
  4. pamgibbs #

    Military intelligence.

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    July 6, 2015
  5. “Family vacation” is my favorite. So true. Haha!

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    July 6, 2015
  6. Any modifier of “unique.” For instance, “somewhat unique.”

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    July 6, 2015
  7. Mine will always be ‘awful good’.
    Can’t even stand it.

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    July 6, 2015
  8. Stephen McDaniel #

    I get a mild cringe from the ‘politically correct’, particularly those that deal with things that make us squirm a little. ‘Partially sighted’, ‘Developmentally challenged’, and Mobility Impaired’ make my gorge rise. Corporate speak is in a class of it’s own. The tendency is always to try to modify an absolute, as in ‘somewhat unique’ above. Think ‘partial solution’, and ‘65% achievement of the goal’.

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    July 6, 2015
  9. Central intelligence agency

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    July 6, 2015
  10. Near miss

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    July 6, 2015
  11. Family butcher

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    July 6, 2015
  12. kelso27 #

    Reblogged this on lonelylittlemind and commented:
    these made me giggle

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    July 6, 2015
  13. Reblogged this on pakweb786 and commented:
    pakweb786.wordpress.com

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    July 7, 2015
  14. misenplacememoir #

    I’m Partial to “jumbo shrimp” myself.

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    July 7, 2015
  15. lool totally has to be certainly unsure from the list.

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    July 7, 2015
  16. act naturally

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    July 7, 2015
  17. Reblogged this on 2kathleenivan and commented:
    Funny 🙂

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    July 9, 2015
  18. ‘vaguely unhappy’ is one my son says all the time! 🙂

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    July 9, 2015

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