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Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 23

Well, it’s been quite a while since we’ve had another edition of Your Search Questions Answered, so I thought it’s time to bring it back around.

Due to Google restrictions, the search terms aren’t quite as good these days as they were a few years ago. But some of them are still pretty funny.

You can see all past editions of Your Search Questions Answered here. Let’s take a look at today’s version!

disgusting trendy words like proactive

This is a strange one. I’m not sure that I would call “proactive” a word that’s disgusting or trendy. It’s just a boring, Tuesday kind of word. Now “prolapse?” That’s disgusting.

describe how an ice berg looks in your own works!

So exciting! Icy. White. Dangerous.

is it ok to use bothering word in email

Yes?

can you die from being annoyed

Absolutely. People die at Justin Bieber concerts all the time.

write out a dialogue between you and your friend regarding your goals for 2013

My Friend: “What are your goals for 2013?”

Me: “2013 was 2 years ago.”

grapes of wrath ending wtf

My thoughts exactly.

Old people should not use the word bro

How does this even need to be clarified? This should be ingrained in our human psyche. If you’re over 16 and/or not ingrained in skateboard culture, you shouldn’t be saying “bro.” It’s unbecoming.

how to write a classic love smgm

Do you think this person was trying to spell “story” or “song” here? How does one type “story” so erroneously that it becomes “smgm?” Or is “smgm” some kind of strange acronym that I’m not hip enough to know?

i published my book unedited

You must be Dale Courtney.

any spell to shut the mouth of a person who talk too much.

Snape would call this the Langlock spell!

what to do if you slap a girl with paper

That’s assault, buddy. Unless you’re an NFL running back. In that case, you’ll probably just get a promotion.

That’s all for this time around!

You can read all versions of Your Search Questions Answered here.

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10 Comments Post a comment
  1. This is great. Laugh out loud great.

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    June 5, 2015
  2. weird (it’s the first i read) but funny 😉

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    June 5, 2015
  3. Reblogged this on oshriradhekrishnabole.

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    June 5, 2015
  4. Reblogged this on kaytech.

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    June 5, 2015
  5. “Unless you’re an NFL running back.” BURN.

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    June 5, 2015
  6. BookAddict #

    Lol this was great!

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    June 5, 2015
  7. Haha loved this!

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    June 5, 2015
  8. Haha! I enjoyed your response to the “can you die from being annoyed” question. 😀

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    June 5, 2015
  9. Hey, bro. I am an old person and I can use bro anytime or anywhere I want. Well, maybe not anytime. Or anywhere. But I can use it. Well, maybe not on Fridays or Saturdays. Surely I can use it on Sundays. Well, maybe not Sundays. Just what was I talking about. I forgot. See what happens when you get old. You just can’t remember what it was you wrote at the beginning of the paragraph. And being near sighted, I can’t see that far anyway.

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    June 5, 2015
  10. The Justin Bieber comment…yes

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    June 9, 2015

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