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Your Search Questions Answered: Volume 21

These posts are just the gift that keeps on giving. Despite Google restrictions that have slowed down the amount of search terms WordPress blogs receive, these whacked out terms just keep on coming.

This is my 21st search terms post (see them all here), including two greatest hits editions! The internet is awesome.

Quick reminder that these search terms are real. They do find my blog. And they are completely unedited. If you’ve ever doubted their validity, I’ve included a screenshot for your viewing pleasure. This is just an example of one of the weird terms in a long list of hundreds of less entertaining ones. 

who first said “you go girl”

I’m thinking that would be Oprah or Martin Lawrence’s Sheneneh character in Martin.

i just wanna cuddle with you kitten

This sounds like a bad 80s glam rock song that Poison might have sung.

does henry miller cuss

Do farmers do farmer things?

wedding readings from the great Gatsby

Does this really happen? Let’s start out life together by modeling our relationship after an obsessive, compulsive two-week fling between high school sweethearts that ends in murder. Oh yeah, and don’t forget the “love is patient” Bible verse.

how to annoy someone you hate

Dress up as Justin Bieber for Halloween and then pretend that Halloween is every day.

5 worse words in english you can say to a woman

  1. Yes.
  2. No.
  3. Probably.
  4. Doubtful.
  5. Overweight.

are creative people mad?

Mad as in “angry” or mad as in “crazy”? Angry? Not that much. Crazy? Absolutely. Even the most boring person has some creativity hidden deep within them. And let’s be honest—we’ve all got a lot of crazy inside of us, too.

is child waste in burgers

Look, I’ve seen Food Inc. and I’m not one to trust the meat and cattle industry. But child waste? Good Lord. That’s disgusting. But as long as it’s organic, locally sourced child waste I’m sure it’s fine.

feeling status when our friend using bad words to us

This feels computer generated. I’m imagining a mix of a robot voice and Gollum asking this question. “Feeling status: Master’s harsh words makes us sad. Query answered.”

Is saying stoked douchey

If you have to ask the question…

what book character do i look like

The Head Nurse from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

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I’m still trying to get over that child waste question, guys.

That’s all for now. Until next time!

 

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7 Comments Post a comment
  1. mmm …

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    August 15, 2014
  2. Makes you wonder who we share this planet with! Thanks Robert:-)

    Liked by 1 person

    August 15, 2014
  3. Hilarious! Looking at the search terms is one of my favorite parts of my statistics. Sometimes they’re pretty standard, but there are some doozies that come up from time to time.

    Liked by 1 person

    August 15, 2014
  4. Haha. This makes me wonder what weird search terms I’ve punched into Google in the past and where they led me ?

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    August 15, 2014
  5. Funny, yet somewhat scary 🙂

    Like

    August 17, 2014
  6. I read the search phrase “Is saying stoked douchey” three times and still didn’t understand it. It’s not using any language i recognise.

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    August 19, 2014
  7. alanjryland #

    I love looking through search terms. It’s especially fascinating when someone forgets to sign out of their session at the library. A treasure trove of terrors!

    Like

    August 21, 2014

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