Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 9
Not back by popular demand, today I bring you the 9TH installment of Your Search Questions Answered.
The search terms are only getting weirder, people. If you could only see the stuff I DON’T include in these posts. Wow.
Remember, these are actual, unedited search terms that the Google or some other search engine brought to my blog. I couldn’t make most of these up if I tried. For a refresher, visit this page to see all the previous search questions posts.
Now, on with it:
is blood meridian violent
Is Mrs. Dalloway boring?
one liners about women that tan too much
I’ll let good old Iris Chase from The Blind Assassin handle this one: “Soon you’ll regret all that sun-tanning. Your face will look like a testicle.”
is dangle a positive word
What do you think? Say that word aloud with me: “DANGLE.” Isn’t that just disgusting? Like I said in this post, dangle is a word you usually hear after a speedboat accident. Not exactly a pleasant visual.
get high and read finnegans wake
That’s one way to do it. I don’t endorse drugs, but I think Finnegan’s Wake might best be understood by stoners and advanced lit professors. In other words…stoners.
have you ever read any judy blume books? have you ever read *any* books?
Oh, I don’t know. Why don’t you *look* around this blog and find out. I *might* have read one or two.
women should not use word stoked
Agreed. But men shouldn’t either. Women also shouldn’t chew tobacco, leave their underarms unshaved, and go on dates with the dudes from Jersey Shore. But it happens all the time.
are reading a book not good
reading a book good not are? Haha! Pages write authors words and sentences complete! Funny so. Haha! Woo?
book about an iranian girl going through puberty
Log this one under search terms I never would’ve expected to lead to my blog two years ago. Again, thank you so much Judy Blume.
Aw, guys. The logs are sad. Don’t be sad, logs.
what is the theme of to the lighthouse by judy blume
Now that’s funny. Has anyone ever confused Judy Blume with Virginia Woolf?
corrections franzen old man thinks feces talk to him
He does. He really does. It’s a sad point in your life when, like Alfred Lambert from The Corrections, your hallucinations have the theme of talking poop. Doesn’t there seem to be so many more delightful things about which to hallucinate, like giant vats of popcorn and chocolate, or a world in which domesticated pets can cut the grass and provide free lawn care?
Well, that’s it for today. Dear internet people, keep those screwy search terms coming. They make great blog fodder.
Expect to a see a “best of” edition of Your Search Questions Answered the next time around.
As always, do share any wacky terms you’ve received below!