Hear The One About The Turkey In The Library?
This is one of those short posts that was just made for a Monday morning.
Apparently, a library in Deadwood, South Dakota has been having some breaking and entering problems lately. But, no, it’s not a nerdy book collector looking to build up his Ayn Rand collection. It’s a 20 pound turkey.
The turkey somehow broke a window to get into the library. According to the Huffington Post story, the Police Sergeant said he didn’t “see any footprints near the broken window and figured a snow blower had tossed up a rock.”
After looking around, he found the culprit. “That turkey wanted out of that hole,” he said. It took him 20 minutes to catch the fleet footed bird before releasing it back out into the wild to terrorize other public libraries.
The turkeys are pissed about Thanksgiving, and they are coming after our books! Watch out.
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