Getting Spammy With It: Volume 3
Have you ever heard the theory that monkeys could write Shakespeare if they were given an infinite amount of time?
Well, to write a spam comment, monkeys would need precisely 15 minutes.
With that, it’s no coincidence that the spam comments have been piling up (props to the WordPress filter for catching almost 100% of them!). Looks like the monkeys were busy over the holidays.
So it’s time to get spammy with it and take a look at some of the more confusing and English language-challenged spam comments that found their way into the blog’s spam filter. Yet, here I am, bringing them into the light.
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Seriously, friends, if illiterate spambots ever take over the world, we’re all screwed. Reading through these comments is like reading The Sound and The Fury in some Anthony Burgess-inspired nadsat language. Wow, what a book nerd joke that one was.
Thanks again to WordPress for sparing us all from this nonsense every day.
Until volume four, make sure you keep your peer on the lawn floor. Swing up!
Seen any fun spam comments lately?