Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 3
Now, on with it.
i don’t know what to do
Just act calm, like nothing happened. If anyone looks you in the eyes, smile gracefully. Don’t accept gifts of more than $100. Stay out of New Jersey for awhile. Wear sunglasses and a Tom Selleck-style ‘stache.
novelist updike said rabbits are what?
Hoppy? I don’t know. Updike wasn’t a nature writer, so I’m not exactly sure of your question. He wrote the book Rabbit, Run, reviewed here on my blog.
blood meridan sucks
cormac mccarthy sucks
virginia woolf sucks
what to look out for in the novel catch 22
Laugh-out-loud brilliance. Yossarian is my new favorite character from a novel.
infinite jest wtf
My thoughts exactly. It’s a question you’ll ask yourself for about 75% of the novel, as in “WTF is DFW talking about? OMG this novel is wearing me out.”
dressed in drag
I’m disturbed. What about this blog says “dressed in drag” to you?
subscribe to 101 books by email
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harry potter see you in therapy
Well, that’s just not very nice, is it? If anyone in the magical realm deserves a few sessions on the couch, it’s one Harry Potter. If you defeated evil incarnate with a goofy red-haired kid as your backup, you’d be sitting down with Dr. Phil, too. Poor kid had to live in a closet under a staircase for the first 10 years of his life. Harry, you’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and, doggone it, people like you.
Type “crappy writing” into a search engine and up pops my blog. So encouraging.
pretentious people annoy me
Me too, dude. Especially those pretentious readers.
should i give up trying to write
Never friend, never! Unless you are Stephanie Meyer. In that case, yes, you should give up writing.
bachelorette 2011 rerun july 4
Really? How does this happen? In the name of everything good and holy, how does this happen? What Google search algorithm could possibly connect this blog with The Bachelorette? I feel so defeated right now.
though this is a bulky book with over 1000 pages, i will have read it all by this time next week.
Quite confident, aren’t we? I don’t understand why one would type this into a search engine. What did this internet user expect Mr. Google to respond with? “No. No you won’t. Books that bulky absolutely cannot be read by this time next week.” Or maybe some search engine positive affirmation like, “Yes. Yes, indeed. You have a glimmer in your eyes that tells me you will have this bulky book read by this time next week.”
How would you respond to the above questions? Any good search terms in your blog lately?