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May 4

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Your Search Questions Answered: The Greatest Hits

So it’s been almost a year since I started the “Your Search Questions Answered” series of posts. In that time, I’ve written 9 posts in the series with well over 100 unique search terms.

The beauty about this series is that the well never dries up. Every day, I’ll log away one or two search terms/phrases/questions that led to my blog. And, if the search terms are any indication, about 20% of this blog’s traffic comes to Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret related posts. At least it seems that way. Thanks Judy Blume.

While I’ve got a ton of search terms still waiting on me to poke fun at, I thought today we could take a look back at some of the best ones from the first 9 posts. Remember, these are actual, unedited search terms that came to 101 Books.

Here’s the Greatest Hits edition of Your Search Questions Answered:

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Apr 6

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Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 9

Not back by popular demand, today I bring you the 9TH installment of Your Search Questions Answered.

The search terms are only getting weirder, people. If you could only see the stuff I DON’T include in these posts. Wow.

Remember, these are actual, unedited search terms that the Google or some other search engine brought to my blog. I couldn’t make most of these up if I tried. For a refresher, visit this page to see all the previous search questions posts.

Now, on with it:
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Feb 24

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Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 8

Do you know what time it is? It’s time for the latest version in the series of posts that no one is asking for–Your Search Questions Answered!

These are actual unedited search terms that found my blog–the smarty pants commentary is from yours truly! For a recap of previous search questions answered, go here.

Now for the fun:

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Jan 13

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Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 7

Welcome to the latest edition of Your Search Questions Answered–my not-that-funny attempt at trying to make sense of all the weird search terms that find my blog via Google and the like. If you’d like to read previous editions, here you go.

Remember, these are actual, unedited search terms that found my blog. Let’s get on with it!

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Dec 2

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Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 6

Welcome to the final “Your Search Questions Answered” post of 2011. More wacky fun to come next year.

If you need a review of previous versions, here you go. As always, these are actual, unedited search terms that brought people, presumably, to my blog.

And…begin:

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Oct 21

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Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 5

Well, it’s that time again. Time to respond to the many wacked-out search terms that found my blog via interweb search engines like Google.

Reminder, these are real search terms in all of their unedited glory. If you’re new to this series, here’s the archive. Read to your heart’s content.

Let’s get started:

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Sep 9

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Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 4

Welcome to the fourth volume of Your Search Questions Answered, in which I try and make sense of wonderfully, wacky search terms that find my blog. Remember, I’ve left these terms in all of their unedited glory. Interested in previous editions of this series? Got you covered.

Now, on with volume 4!

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Jul 29

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Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 3

In today's post: John Updike's thoughts on rabbits. (Source: Larry D. Moore/Wikimedia Commons)

And it’s back. Everyone’s least favorite series of posts…Your Search Questions Answered. These are actual, unedited search terms that brought people to my blog. Visit Part 1 and Part 2 for a recap.

Now, on with it.

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Jul 1

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Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 2

I'm told blogs need images. Here's a stellar image of a question mark.

Back by popular demand: Your Search Questions Answered. And by “popular demand,” I mean two people asked for another post, and I was one of them. The other was my wife. This is obviously wildly popular stuff.

If you need a recap, check out volume one. Remember, these are actual unedited search terms that found my blog. Let’s begin:

young girls always say i’m creepy old dude

That’s because you are a creepy old dude. You know how I know you are a creepy old dude? Because you are googling “young girls always say i’m a creepy old dude” on the internet. Turns out, those young girls know what they’re talking about. You are definitely a creepy old dude.

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May 27

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Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 1

Before I start today’s post, I’ll openly admit I’m totally copying this idea from The Good Greatsby. And I like it so much, I think I’ll make a reocurring series of posts from it. I’m sure my version won’t be near as funny and insightful, but I’ll give it a try.

Here’s the deal. The cool thing about having a blog on WordPress is that you see all of the search terms that people plug into Google, Yahoo, etc to find your blog. About one-third of my daily blog traffic comes from search engines, so I always see some wacky and random questions and weird search terms pop up.

So I’ll attempt to answer these questions–in all of their unedited glory–to the best of my ability. These are actual search terms that found my blog. Let’s begin.

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