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Your Search Questions Answered: Volume 17

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Guess what? It’s time for another edition of Your Search Questions Answered!

Have you missed it? Don’t answer that question.

If you’re new to 101 Books, the Your Search Questions Answered series is about the wacky, wild, wonderfully ridiculous search terms and questions that find their way to my blog. I leave them in all their unedited glory, then provide an answer or some attempt at witty humor.

For previous editions in the series, go here. Now, let’s get started!

pedophile jimmy embarrassing

Poor Jimmy. He’s already got issues, but now those issues are being broadcast across the internets.

wonderful words about me

Love ourselves a bit much, do we? But I’ll play along: Your face reminds me of moist honeysuckle on a foggy morning.

kindle lets me read embarrassing books

One of the many wonderful uses for the Kindle, but I’m still not on board. What’s wrong with me? Why do I like paper books and all their embarrassing covers so much?

“help” me read infinite jest

I “refuse” to do that.

how to make your friends disgusted

Say something like “That Miley Cyrus twerking performance…wow, that was hot!”

how many women authors are there

124,317. I really have no idea. What kind of a question is this? What exactly do you mean by “author,” and why does it matter?

which book starts with the line i am an invisible man

That would be (drum roll, please)… Invisible Man!

grapes of wrath hair breasts

Yeah, that’s just disgusting.

make me laugh in 5 words

Grapes of wrath hair breasts

sentences to annoy my ex girlfriend

Pick one:

1) My ex-girlfriend had more armpit hair than me.

2) This STD is terribly itchy, so I hope I didn’t give it to anyone.

3) My ex-girlfriend is excellent dating material–that is, if you appreciate an insomniac stalker with a tire-slashing tendency.

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Well, that’s it for this time.

We’ll play again soon!

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8 Comments Post a comment
  1. Matt #

    Thanks for reminding me again of the awful Miley Cyrus act. :)

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    September 6, 2013
  2. Ha, these posts always make me laugh! :D

    Most of the search terms people stumble across my blog with are disappointingly boring.

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    September 6, 2013
  3. Love it. Grapes of Wrath hair breasts…bwahahahah! Lovely!

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    September 6, 2013
  4. Yeay! I love this post! I’ve found some weird ones before, but not as good as these!

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    September 6, 2013
  5. Great post! I love the idea of a question about how many female authors there are. Really?

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    September 7, 2013
  6. pedophile jimmy embarrassing and grapes of wrath hair breasts. Ouucchhh, what a great combination huahahahaha…..!! how come these sentences come to your blog search?

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    September 7, 2013
  7. Guess the person thinks there are no women writers, just women authors. There is a difference. Not sure what it is. But I know it’s there.

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    September 7, 2013

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