Your Search Questions Answered: Volume 17
Guess what? It’s time for another edition of Your Search Questions Answered!
Have you missed it? Don’t answer that question.
If you’re new to 101 Books, the Your Search Questions Answered series is about the wacky, wild, wonderfully ridiculous search terms and questions that find their way to my blog. I leave them in all their unedited glory, then provide an answer or some attempt at witty humor.
For previous editions in the series, go here. Now, let’s get started!
pedophile jimmy embarrassing
Poor Jimmy. He’s already got issues, but now those issues are being broadcast across the internets.
wonderful words about me
Love ourselves a bit much, do we? But I’ll play along: Your face reminds me of moist honeysuckle on a foggy morning.
kindle lets me read embarrassing books
One of the many wonderful uses for the Kindle, but I’m still not on board. What’s wrong with me? Why do I like paper books and all their embarrassing covers so much?
“help” me read infinite jest
I “refuse” to do that.
how to make your friends disgusted
Say something like “That Miley Cyrus twerking performance…wow, that was hot!”
how many women authors are there
124,317. I really have no idea. What kind of a question is this? What exactly do you mean by “author,” and why does it matter?
which book starts with the line i am an invisible man
That would be (drum roll, please)… Invisible Man!
grapes of wrath hair breasts
Yeah, that’s just disgusting.
make me laugh in 5 words
Grapes of wrath hair breasts
sentences to annoy my ex girlfriend
1) My ex-girlfriend had more armpit hair than me.
2) This STD is terribly itchy, so I hope I didn’t give it to anyone.
3) My ex-girlfriend is excellent dating material–that is, if you appreciate an insomniac stalker with a tire-slashing tendency.
Well, that’s it for this time.
We’ll play again soon!