10 Cheesy Literary Pick-Up Lines That Will Get You Slapped
Literary pick up lines? Yeah, why not!
Book geek? Need a date?
Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Here’s 10 literary pick-up lines to make you have an embarrassing weekend, full of shame, rejection, and self-loathing.
Here we go:
I like paper and you like Kindle. So let’s get together, baby, and start a fire.
Girl, you’re like a best-seller list, and I’m like a book. I could be on you for weeks.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
What’s up, sweetheart. What do you say we open up our covers and read a little Fifty Shades of Grey together?
Girl, you remind me of a library book because I love checking you out.
Hey baby. Would you like to peek at my hardcover?
Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.
I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. Dick collection of books on Good Reads.
My friends call me Robert, but you can call me The Beowulf.
What’s up girl? How about we make a little of the Sound and The Fury until the Sun Also Rises?
Disclaimer: 101 Books is not responsible for any physical harm or injury you receive as a result of using one of these literary pick up lines. In other words, you will likely get hit in the face for using these pick-up lines, or any other pick-up line for that matter.
Any literary pick-up lines of your own?