Your Search Questions Answered: Volume 16
It’s been awhile since we did a Your Search Questions Answered post around here, so let’s break one out today.
You know the drill. These are search engine terms that found their way to my blog, and I’ve left them in all their unedited glory. Below each is my weak attempt at humor or cleverness.
For past Your Search Questions Answered posts, go here.
Now let’s get started!
what sort of person says awesome sauce
The kind of person who points and winks at you at the same time. And maybe Ryan Seacrest. Definitely Ryan Seacrest.
great gatsby crap book
your face is a crap book.
how to get rid of annoying girls under a table going crazy
This is so weird. Where are you? Is this some kind of strip club for little people? And if they’re under a table how can you blame them for being annoying? You’d be going crazy too if you were under a table whilst someone in the world above the table was planning your demise. But if you really need to get rid of them, one word: Fart.
baked goods party table
You were looking for Williams Sonoma or Pottery Barn with your search, and you found 101 Books. How disappointed you must be. I doubt you found what you’re looking for—”baked goods party table”—here at 101 Books, a blog about books, lots of books, that has nothing to do with baked goods or party tables. Though maybe I should look into that.
how many books do i read to your 1 year old a day
Seeing as I don’t know who you are, you better not be reading any books to my one year old. Not that I currently have a one year old, but that’s beside the point.
why do people spell ho wrong
My guess is that people who might commonly need to spell “ho” aren’t overly concerned with the proper spelling of “ho.” Just a general thought.
etiquette for reading book in a toilet
Oh, you know 101 Books has got you covered on this one.
breastfeeding grown man
There is a line, and you crossed it.
what’s a word for someone annoying beginning with t
Tool? Tightwad? Taylor Swift?
i hate the word bespoke
What social circle do you run in where “bespoke” is said often enough to make you hate it? Have you time traveled from 17th Century London?
That’s all for this time around. If I made you lightly chuckle at least once, then we’ll call this post a success.
Again, visit my post archives to see older editions of Your Search Questions Answered.