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Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 15

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Here we go again. It’s some of the weirdest and wackiest search terms, in all their unedited glory, that found their way to 101 Books over the last few months.

For past editions of Your Search Questions Answered, go here.

Now for Volume 15!

greg hall has gout or chlamydia

Poor Greg Hall, whoever he might be. It sucks bad enough to have gout or chlamydia, but for that news to be available for all to see on Google? That sucks even worse.

most disgusting sounding sentence ever

The moist, meaty nugget secreted a milky substance that resembled a dangling mass of flesh.

great gatsby overrated

Your face is overrated.

sniffing armpits on prom

I know I’m out of touch, but I just can’t believe that the kids are actually doing that these days. This has to be some sort of a code. But what could it mean? Saying, “Hey babe, would you like to sniff armpits tonight” just sounds wrong. And weird.

what is the verse for remembering diarrhoea spelling

What is the deal with all the body function search terms I get? Do I talk about farts and armpits that much on this blog? Don’t answer that.

steinbeck, bad writer

That is, not true.

i want to be a teacher but i cant spell very well

Have you thought about applying for a position at the University of Florida? #godawgs

this book is worth of time to read it.

I love it when you find a book that is worth of time.

things that are embarassing to carry in public

The list is too long. But, if you have a book that you’re embarrassed of, I created several carrying styles for your convenience.

books where the main character is or goes to a mental institution

I would love to read a book where the main character actually IS a mental institution. Who would be the supporting characters? A hospital? Maybe a rehab clinic? This would be like a children’s cartoon gone bad.

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As always, do share any crazy search terms that have come to your blog recently!

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  1. “i want to be a teacher but i cant spell very well”

    Then you might be a bRuin. #FightOn

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    March 15, 2013
  2. Oh my..I’ve received elaborate spam comments but the search terms have not been as weird as yours. Thanks for the laugh!

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    March 15, 2013
  3. Haha love this – I’m going to do one maybe at the half year point – I keep getting ‘rose lychee and raspberry tart’ – it’s one photo out of a gallery, I’ve got 17 other posts but everyone searches for that bleeding tart! Go figure!

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    March 15, 2013
  4. My best ones from the past month:

    “how to tell husband i want to give him blanket consent for sex” – I’m really not the right person to ask…
    “is my copy of infinite jest worth anything” – of course, it’s worth about 3 months of your life, if you read the whole thing
    “i want to poke my eyes out for reading this book” – would have been more interesting if you said which book
    “mom in bed reading 50 shades of grey” – no. Just no.

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    March 15, 2013
  5. Have you started thinking about the next five?

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    March 15, 2013
  6. Ben #

    Go gators

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    March 16, 2013
    • Surprised to see you guys lose to Ole Miss yesterday. Still think they’ll make a run in the NCAAs.

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      March 18, 2013
  7. Mine can’t hold a candle to yours, sadly…

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    March 16, 2013
  8. Wait! Here’s one: “poetry about carp fishing”

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    March 16, 2013
    • Interestingly enough, someone in this world has probably written poetry about carp fishing.

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      March 18, 2013
  9. Delilah #

    “i wanna throw my ex of the willis tower” Honestly, we’re really going to call it Willis Tower. That’s just stupid.

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    November 22, 2013

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