Your Search Questions Answered, Volume 8
Do you know what time it is? It’s time for the latest version in the series of posts that no one is asking for–Your Search Questions Answered!
These are actual unedited search terms that found my blog–the smarty pants commentary is from yours truly! For a recap of previous search questions answered, go here.
Now for the fun:
what isin my future
Your search term will be made fun of on a moderately read book blog. You will also make this comment about your friend Tony’s coat: “What is that? Velvet?”
I’m not sure how someone searched for “a” and found my blog. But I’m honored. I don’t want to stop now, though. Next goal? Cornering the market on the “b” searches. This is SEO at its best. I’m on it. B B B B B B B B B B B B b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b. Oh, and B b B b B b.
characterize the two protagonists of the film “revolutionary road”, april and frank
Dreadful, depressing human beings who might well be suited to meet their end in unfortunate wild cougar attack in their gated subdivision.
words that make the sound of the banjo in deliverance
Let me see if I can get this right. Bow nah now no now no now no now. Bow nah now no now no now no now. You’re totally trying to figure this out in your head right now, aren’t you?
whose books are better reading danielle steele or nora roberts
What is healthier: bacon fat or lard?
why is orwell hated by the
Oh, the agony! Who hates Orwell? How can you leave me hanging like that?
That’s simply the most disgusting word pairing that’s ever appeared on this blog, dear searcher. Whatever you were searching for, it couldn’t have been good.
training bras 1980s
Good Lord. Why? I just ask you…why?
o dear god its me
This must be the sequel to Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. In o dear god its me, Margaret and her friends, now in their 50s, are eager to see who can “get their first menopause.”
logos of suppliers of mcdonalds
Not sure. Does cholesterol, death, and mechanically separated chicken have a logo? Yum.
And that’ll do it. That’s all I got for you today. Until next time, keep your moist fondling hands off me, okay?
Any fun terms found your blog lately?